Hotty Toddy. Holy hell, I'm going to talk about football.

Okay, I'm not really going to talk about football. I don't know anything, and I don't care to. But I would like to talk about people, which I am quite good at. The target: a man calling himself "JT Bowtie." He is an Alabama supporter with a vlog about SEC football. Mainly what he does is talk about why Alabama will kick ass, and then he will make fun of everyone that goes to the opposing university. Still, he does not offend me. I do go to Ole Miss. There's a lot to make fun of, just as there is with any school, though I think Nike running shorts are more prevalent on my campus than most. My complaint: his hair. Firstly, watch this video:



See the hair? Upon looking at this guy, I immediately had one thought, and one thought only:


"This man looks exactly like a Ken doll." The Ken I had in 1990. Plastic hair, plastic chest, probably plastic underwear and man bits. Upon looking at a calendar, I notice that it is not 19 years ago, so why does his hair look like it is?