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I have done it. Paramount levels of procrastination. Procrastination in the way of I need another semester to graduate. Nope, didn't finish that thesis. I am such a winner.

Don't I ever talk about anything but that damn thesis? No, I don't.

There's just nothing else to discuss in my life. People are graduating. Finding jobs. Getting married. Adopting puppies. I ain't doin' shit. To ejemplar this for you, I proffer up the top ten most interesting things happening in my life right now:

1. My phone is on its deathbed.
2. I got a free American Apparel shirt.
3. I have to average final grades.
4. I read some Hemingway.
5. Rent is due soon.
6. I need to find a dress to wear to a wedding.
7. I can never get the pillow nest on my bed just right.
8. Grocery shopping needs to happen.
9. I made this list.
10. I can't even make it to ten.

This is what I have to work with. Life needs a little flair. Maybe I'll get some buttons for life's metaphoric apron. Or I'll make a drink. Vodka tonic, anyone?

Needs

1. Jillian needs to do something besides her all alone, unrelenting mourning.
2. Jillian needs her tonsils and adenoids out.
3. Jillian needs to get her own style, and she needs to stop dressing like she's 23 and on The Hills.
4. Jill needs a Jack.
5. Jillian needs to earn enough money to buy a skateboard that costs $48.50.
6. Jillian needs to be more hyper.
7. Jillian needs a bit of help out.
8. Jillian needs to start acting her age.
9. Jill needs some lovin'.
10. Jillian needs to open her mind to the fact that a calorie is not just a calorie.