It's Dan! Dan's my man!

Oh, Dream Phone, how I loved playing you. We had such good times. Unless you made Spencer be my crush. He was such a dork. I must find a copy of this game. I must.

Imaginary Places I Want to Visit

Hogwarts: For anyone who knows even the slightest bit about me, my wish that Hogwarts were a real place is in no way surprising. It is freaking awesome. Wizards. Moving stairs. House elves. Quidditch. Pumpkin juice. I just peed a little thinking about it.
It's a castle. A magical castle of magic.


The Jetsons' house: The future is so kick ass. I want to fly around in my car with the ice cream sundae I got out of the food machine thing while talking to Elroy on the visaphone.


Land of the Lost: Those people got to hang out with dinosaurs. And that chick named Christa. And battle Sleestaks. And eat strange fruits. They had three moons visible in the daytime. They lived in a tree house. And that Jeep never, ever ran out of gas.
Check out that tree house.

Bedrock: After mentioning both the Jetsons and the dinosaur-loving Land of the Lost, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the hometown of the Flintstones and the Rubbles. You have got to admire that stone age ingenuity.

Makes me want sweet and sour bronto ribs with lizard gizzard sauce

Volume 2 is soon to come...