Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Thumbs of Fury and a Qwerty Keyboard, Among Other Things

Why do I have to know someone on American Idol? It makes me feel compelled to vote for him. For a long time, I refused. I was not going to cave. And then I did. He's in the finale, so I just had to vote. And I did. Kris Allen, you got many votes from me. And that last song you sang was terrible. Kara DioGuardi wrote you guys a heaping pile of shit.

I voted in between preparing resumes and job applications. I really need one of those job things.

Oh, good. Kris won. Now life can go on. Maybe Kris could do UCA commercials instead of Scottie Pippen.

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